Mass Control – by That Evil Genius Frank Kern

So it’s happening all over again. Another crazy internet launch.

Another slew of oozing gooey sales pitches disguised as friendly communication.

Another wave of guru bashing. Another dose of fake outrage at what the gurus have stooped to (yes, they keep going lower and lower those hell spawn).

Another lazy long haired surfer boy brandishing easy riches. Another dream, just one in an endless string of broken promises and hype…

When you look at pros in whatever field you can imagine, there are two types of people at the top: those who get there with every ounce of juice their body and mind was ever able to produce, and those that make it look so easy you start thinking they got nothing over you.

Kern is of the second type. This guy flies right under your radar with his dorky T-shirts, rude jokes, improper humour and general lack of seriousness.

Indeed, when you see him presenting at conferences, he might as well be sitting around with a bunch of friends drinking beer: that’s how laid back this guy is.

But it’s all an act. Frank Kern is the epitome of the proverbial wolf in sheep’s clothing. You think, hey, there’s no way that “dude” is going to sell me anything. M. Visa and M. Mastercard can stay well anchored in your wallet right?

Hello no. I’m not sure I’ve encountered a more dangerous marketer than Kern.

This guy gives you stuff the likes of which most gurus would be honoured to sell… if they had half the brains to come up with it.

Slowly, the rich content and beaming smiles sway you left and right. Slowly, the formula begins to work it’s magic. Without you even knowing, it’s infecting you, coursing through your veins.

And then it’s too late. Fever. Delirium. Infinite desire. Oh boy can this guy sell. It’s almost disgusting. In fact…

Yes, he really is that dangerous. With tremendous power comes tremendous responsibility. So how did this great blond fool come to wield such a deadly weapon? It was a natural thing. If Tiger Woods was made for golf, then Kern was made for marketing…

That’s the name he gave his formula. And believe me, this isn’t a joke or an overstatement. Frank has put together this system that turns ordinary people into purchase obsessed zombies.

I know the guy. I’ve seen him work. Stompernet, Annihilation Method, Pipeline profits. Millions spewing from the machine launch after launch. Gigantic influence over driven masses and sales, sales, sales…

The man has done it in dog training, internet marketing, dating and countless other industries. It ain’t no fluke.

If there was such a degree as a PHD in mind control, Frank would have 2.

I haven’t written here for a long time. I haven’t promoted a damn thing in ages. I’m disgusted for many reasons.

Not only are all products coming out cheap knock offs of something much better written by someone far more intelligent… The worst part is the crap tactics and tips that send thousands of the hopeful careening up shit creek without a paddle.

When I saw Mass Control (and yes, I saw it nearly a month ago) I wanted to cry with joy. There is stuff in there that is plain priceless. I can formerly declare that in that single course, I understood the game of marketing more clearly than ever before.

I grasped the whole launch and selling thing so achingly simple it made my ears buzz.

This is some crazy stuff and I firmly believe it’s “the WAY”.

This is where it starts. All of it. This is my first post of 2008 and I will tell you right now: if you decide to make money with this, you will, unless you have some kind of crushing disability like morbid all-encompassing laziness.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: product ownership is the way to go. Plain and simple. I can’t conceive of someone with half a brain following the plan and not doing six figures this year.

I’ve never done this before but I loved this so much, and in general I have such an obsession with marketing that I’ve decided to put my reservations aside and go for it.

I’m going to take a stake in your success this year. It fits into my personal objectives to make several disciples rich this year, and I honestly could see no better way than with the offer I will make you shortly.

Expect a post on that soon, but for now, go to Mass Control and optin. Do it right now and unhesitatingly.

Obviously, there is going to be something for sale at some point. Duh, we all know that so I won’t try to hide it. It also smells expensive and my nose is rarely mistaken. But hey, you knew that already…

The stuff being given away here has hard value. I would have paid good money to see these free videos. Don’t miss them. Better yet, don’t miss the whole process, it’s mastery in motion.

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